IM IN UR FILEZ ARRRR!!!111!

Detector de copyright en archivos MP3 escrito en Lolcode tras descubrir que no me ha tocado la lotería:

HAI
CAN HAS "URMOOSIK.TXT"?
CAN HAS STDIO?

I HAS A PIRATEZSONG
I HAS A CRIME

IM IN YR LOOP
 GIMMEH PIRATEZSONG
 BTW DIZ IZ PRUBABLY ILEGAL
 PLZ OPEN MOOSIK PIRATEZSONG?
  AWSUM THX
   UPZ CRIME!!1
   VISIBLE "IM IN UR FILEZ ARRRR!!!111!"
   IZ CRIME BIGR THAN 10?
    VISIBLE "CRIME OVERLOUD"
    GTFO
   KTHX
 O NOES
  BTW GIMMEH UR MONEYZ!!!1
  VISIBLE "GUD BOYZ!"
 KTHX

KTHXBYE